NOTÍCIA:
Star Wars versus Guardians of the Galaxy Chapter III

EXT. SOMEWHERE IN THE GALAXY - DARK

Chewbacca tries to fix his spaceship. R2-D2 helps him.
Groot observes C-3PO. Rocket Raccoon walks in circle.

       GROOT
I’m Groot.                      

       C-3PO
I'm C-3PO.

C-3PO shake the Groot's hand.

       ROCKET RACCOON
Groot! Let's get out of
here. Wait a minute...
What we are doing here,
with this crazy guys?
How did we get here?

       C-3PO
Mister...?

C-3PO turns to Rocket Raccoon.

       GROOT
I'm Groot.

       ROCKET RACCOON
Call me Rocky.   

       C-3PO
Mr. Rocky... You can't
get out of here because
we fall in a hole black.
My files can't find the
answer to your questions.

R2-D2 turns to C-3PO.

       R2-D2
BEEP BEEP BLEEP BOOP BOOP
BLOOP BLOOP BEEP BEEP.

       ROCKET RACCOON
What did he say?

       C-3PO
R2-D2 Said that it doesn't
make sense.

       ROCKET RACCOON
Thank you for your help.

       GROOT
I'm Groot.

       ROCKET RACCOON
I know Groot. We'll get
out of here.

Chewbacca comes.

       CHEWBACCA
RWGWGWHHHWGWGWRHHHWWRR.

       ROCKET RACCOON
RWGWGWHHHWGWGWRHHHWWRR.

       C-3PO
Mr. Rocky. Do you
speak Shyriiwook...
The language of the
Wookiees? 

       ROCKET RACCOON
No. I just imitated him.

       CHEWBACCA
GGGWWWRGRGRGHWHWHWRRGW.

       C-3PO
Chewbacca thinks you're
funny. He likes you.

       ROCKET RACCOON
But I don't like him.
Damn it! We are stuck
here.

Rocket Raccoon kicks the spaceship and it works again.

       GROOT
I'm Groot.

       CHEWBACCA
RGRGRGWHWHWHRWRWRW!

by Sergio Clemente.