NOTÍCIA:
Star Wars versus Guardians of the Galaxy Chapter VII

TítuloR. Kelly Feat Groot.
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EXT. SOMEWHERE IN THE GALAXY - DARK

Chewbacca try to fix his spaceship again and punches the ship's panel.

       CHEWBACCA
WGWGHHGGWWHGHGWGWG!                      

       ROCKET RACCOON
I can understand you. This
is a shithole.

Chewbacca points his finger to Rocket Raccoon.

       CHEWBACCA
RRWWGGHHRGRGHWHWGGRR! 

Rocket Raccoon put the right hand on his gun.

       ROCKET RACCOON
Don't put this hairy
finger on me.

C-3PO walks between Chewbacca and Rocket Raccoon.

       C-3PO
Gentlemans. Let's don't
start fighting again.

Chewbacca gets his gun, turns to the ship front and put the gun on the panel.

       R2-D2
BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP BLOOP.  

Groot inspects the ship and finds a hologram. He tries to turn on the hologram and taps it. The hologram turns on and Groot observes the figure of a rap singer who sings a song. But the sound doesn't work. C-3PO turns to Groot.

       C-3PO
I know this guy. It's 
R. Kelly. He sings Rap. 

Groot taps the hologram again and the sound invades the spaceship.

       GROOT
   (singing)
I'm a, I'm a, I'm a,
I'm a Groot.

       R. KELLY
   (singing)
Soon as I see her walk
up in the club,

       GROOT
   (singing)
I'm a Groot.

Chewbacca, R2-D2 and C-3PO dances in the swing of music. Rocket Raccoon puts the hands on his head. Groot shakes the sholder, smiles to Rocket Raccoon and the music continues. 

       R. KELLY
   (singing)
Winking eyes at me when
I roll up on them dubs,

       GROOT
    (singing)
I'm a Groot.

       R. KELLY
   (singing)
Sometimes when I'm with
my chick on the low, 

       GROOT
   (singing)
I'm a Groot.

       R. KELLY
   (singing)
And when she's with her
man looking at me damn
right,

       GROOT
      (singing)
I'm a Groot.

       R. KELLY
   (singing)
So homie, don't bring your
girl to meet me, 'cause 

       GROOT
   (singing)
I'm a Groot.

       R. KELLY
   (singing)
And baby, don't bring your
girlfriend to eat, 'cause

       GROOT
   (singing)
I'm a Groot.

       R. KELLY
   (singing)
Please, believe it,
unless your game is
tight and you trust her
Then don't bring her
around me, because

       GROOT
   (singing)
I'm a Groot.

Rocket Raccoon goes to the hologram and turns off.

       ROCKET RACCOON
Guys... Are you nuts?
We'll die on this black
shit hole. I'm going
ballistic with you.

       R2-D2
    (singing)
BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP.
   (translation)
I'm a Flirt.

       CHEWBACCA
   (singing)
WHWHRRGGWWHHRGRGWGHRRHG.
   (translation)
I'm a Flirt. 

       C-3PO
R. Kelly feat Groot.
I'm a Flirt. Groot...
Yo, Bro, My nigga,
you nailed it.

       ROCKET RACCOON  
Groot. Are you crazy?
Do you remember? You
have to find the right
way to get us outta
here. Like the BEEP
BOOP BOOP BEEP said.

       GROOT
I'm a Groot!       

Chewbacca connect the spaceship engines and its turns on again.

by Sergio Clemente.



 

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